Pool Daze – 6 Comparisons

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Have you ever stopped to look around the pool when we get to this part of summer? Like, really look? I did that the other day. I don’t recommend it, and in fact I’m going to go so far as to say: ‘I did it so you don’t have to.' Keep your head down and ‘pool on' my friend. Rejoice in missing the below observations.

For comparison, here are the characteristics that I remember seeing the first trip to the pool:

1)      Shaved legs
2)      Snacks included almonds or some healthy “get that bikini body” snack
3)      Gut was sucked in.
4)      Fresh highlights in the hair.
5)      Smiles
6)      Politeness abounds. Excuse me, sorry for splashing etc.


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